MONEY

Money

It can buy a House

But not a Home

It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock

But not Time

It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position

But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health

It can buy you Blood

But not Life
It can buy you a wife

But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,

and as
your Friend I want to take away your pain and
suffering...

so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find. CASH ONLY PLEASE.